{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
{"fact":"Approximately 24 cat skins can make a coat.","length":43}
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{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
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{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}