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Joana Isabel Ventura Ramos is a Portuguese judoka who competes in the women's 52 kg category. At the 2012 Summer Olympics, she was defeated in the second round.

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International Superstar Soccer Pro is a football video game developed by Konami Computer Entertainment Tokyo. It is a slightly improved version of the Japan-exclusive J-League Jikkyō Winning Eleven 97.

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