{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"fact":"The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.","length":83}
{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
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{"fact":"A cat's nose is as unique as a human's fingerprint.","length":51}
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{"fact":"The claws on the cat\u2019s back paws aren\u2019t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don\u2019t retract and, consequently, become worn.","length":155}
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